This is My Life Now...I Guess.|

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Ah, man. This website design and those logos, am I right? And how ‘bout this AI-generated avatar?

Sorry. I’m just excited to be here. It’s been a long time coming. There was this whole career thing, moving from one city to the next, a lot of self-doubt (the kind that makes you wonder if The Real World is still accepting applications), blabbity-blabbity-blah.

But then, holy shit—it was like everything just clicked. Imagine that. Me. The one guy who shouldn’t have a book, much less a website.

Ha! The internet’s so stupid.

Look, I know what you guys are wondering: Is that really Destroy Boys playing on my speakers? And the answer is yes. The song’s called “Fences” and it’s bananas. If you haven’t heard of them, I suggest you check them out. They stumbled onto my Pandora playlist (yes, I still have Pandora, I’m that old) and I’m not gonna lie, they can rock.

Speaking of tomfoolery, or maybe just bullshit: I’m not a writer, you guys. I’m a good bullshitter. Let’s get that out of the way. Sure, Grayson Ford is the name on the books, but that’s only because I’m like Beetlejuice. I tell you my real name, and your friends are calling me up on the horn all the time, and I have to go to shopping centers for openings and to sign autographs and shit like that, and it makes my life a living hell, okay? A living hell!

But I promise to check in on you guys. If my life coach Bill Burr can post a Monday Morning Podcast every week, then I sure as shit can post a weekly blog.

Or monthly.

Or maybe once in a while.

You know what? Let’s not commit to anything. It’s not you, it’s me.